The Grinch of Christmas May Be in Your Family. Discover It

You’re waiting for the holidays with illusion to get together with your loved ones, spend a few days with family and sing “The drummer” in two voices with your brother (while your father gives the zambomba), but There is always some relative who emperra in to spoil the party out there. We identify them and give you strategies for survive the toxic cloud anti-festiva.

There is no doubt: Christmas they are the time of year to spend more time with your loved ones. The problem? That there is some “yours” who would you like to be others, but unfortunately there is not much you can do about that, except to send it all to the Club and get out to the Bahamas (and, believe me, that is not a feasible option for many laps that you’re giving to the topic). But we have a solution: we have identified relatives who can be more harmful to the festive atmosphere and give you the keys to neutralize them in the worst moments.

By his expression, the Grumpy Granny can be a little scary, but is actually an angel.

GRUMPY GRANNYNothing makes him happy. The payout that has played in the Christmas lottery, or your new ergonomic cushion or skirt chosen for release on Christmas Eve (you think you’re pretty with those pints!). In the background has a heart of gold, but with age (and the pacemaker installed it a few years ago) it has deteriorated a bit, she has become a bit irascible and tends to say the first thing that passed through the head leaving everyone flabbergasted with their boundless sincerity.

AS TO NEUTRALIZE IT: Thus disarm grandmothers with gilita and using a lot of children – with round cheeks smooch – parapet. Ask how was Christmas in its infancy and you forget to criticize all the food that you serve.

Mother-in-law type Dragon prepares to attack.

THE DRAGON MOTHER-IN-LAWWe’re sorry. You do what you do, will never fall him well because you made the serious mistake to take his son’s soul. In addition, do not have no idea how you have to cook the lamb to make it juicy and in their house potatoes are not so (nor in any way that you can think of. To you). And by the way, the handkerchief you’ve given him Loewe loves, but is that red that you have chosen is not your color…

AS to neutralize it: repeat: never will fall you well. Soon you accept it better for all. You stop obsessing over you with impress her and adopts the attitude of the Ambassador of France when you receive it in your House: educated, charming, but as cold as the prawns that still have not thawed. And next time, instead of a tissue give something that you beneficeis the two: a long trip very, very far.

Meeting of grandparents airconditioning in the Control of Central control of Christmas Eve dinner.

THE GRANDFATHER PASOTA:
Is the director of the Orchestra, She loves to give orders such as tearing and is super fan that things done as always, with an emphasis on “things you do”. Yes, it is an expert in traditions, their own, but don’t expect him to move a finger to put them into practice because it is much more an expert in delegate. And, Oh how can think you serve dinner later of what he considers appropriate. It will be half an hour grumbling…

AS to neutralize it: let him snooze in your Chair as you do that you are in control of the party panel and take the younger members of the House to another room to show them your “face painting” paintings. When you wake up you will discover that the grandchildren have been putting into practice everything you’ve taught them and now resembles a Picasso version of the Incredible Hulk.

Some children don’t entertain them or even give them the electric knife that cut the Turkey.

THE DEMON-POSSESSED CHILD: It can be any child, even yours, but you it does not deceive you your face of Angel and his pose of “I have not broken a dish in my life”. You perfectly know that it is to blame for a cockroach of plastic in your tray of canapes and all your parquet is viscous because it has poured out two cans of Orange soda.

AS to neutralize it: involve you in the Organization of the celebration and assign a task that seems very, very important. Put a bow tie and tell you that it will be the Sommelier. Or give a lot of papers to write the names of the guests and tell him that he will be responsible for organising the order in which you are going to sit.

Because they are your relatives and you like them much, if no…

It is beautiful, ready, nice and everything is good. It is normal that we can not with perfect Doña.

THE SUPERWOMAN: It may be your sister, your cousin, your sister-in-law… Competing with it is like trying to solve Fermat’s theorem by being you lyrics. She will always be better than you, their deviled eggs will have that je-ne-sais-quoi that makes something vintage (as yours seem stale and point) and her hairstyle will look fresh out of a magazine (on the other hand, the yours not).

AS to neutralize it: If so list make the next party at home. You’ll be delighted that will take all the merits while you dormitas beside the grandfather Pasota. You will be so happy to not have any obligation to you up to let you paint your face to the Incredible Hulk or a DALI version of the Christmas fairy.

Ask your brother-in-law your list of new year’s resolutions. You sure you’re going to laugh a lot… by not crying.

THE KING OF THE IN-LAWS: We have made it to the end because there is little to say since you have not said about brothers-in-law. In recent times they have become so popular that even are about to inaugurate its own species and they will have an entry in Wikipedia.

AS to neutralize it: sit beside her and fill her Cup whenever you open your mouth to say any obvious. Give standing to explain all of his theories. Yes, also the absurd. Laughter secured for the night.

Surely you forgot us some relative Grinch in this list: the spoiled brat, cruel sister, mother with aspirations to become a stepmother, etc… There are many types and some worse than others, but in the background are your family and you could not spend these holidays without them (or you leave).

Photos: CordonPress, Tiago Salgado Quinn Dombrowki, Randen Pederson

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